Вспомнился школьный прикол.
Исполняется на мотив Гимна Союза Советских Социалистических Республик:
My h-e-a-r-t's in the H-i-g-h-lands, my h-e-a-r-t is not h-e-r-e,
My heart's in the Highlands a-chasing the deer!
A-c-h-a-s-i-n-g the w-i-l-d deer, and f-o-llowing the r-o-e;
My h-e-a-r-t's in the Highlands, wher-e-ver I go.
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F-a-r-e-well to the H-i-g-h-lands, f-a-r-e-well to the N-o-r-t-h
The birth place of valour, the country of worth!
W-h-e-r-ever I w-a-nder, w-h-e-r-ever I r-o-ve,
The hills of the Highlands for-e-ver I love!